Never smile at a crocodile
They tell you never to work with children or animals, especially if you're on some sort of government register. They don't warn animals, though, about working with Beyonce.

Maybe they should.

Before she'd allow herself to be photographed with an alligator for the cover of BDay, she insisted they tape the animal's mouth shut. Which makes you wonder why they bother at all - if the idea is to show Beyonce facing down danger, then at least let the animal have a bit of a yawn. Having your photo taken with a crocodile which can't bite is about as dangerous as doing a duet with Marilyn Manson.

Source: Musicrooms

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